1. Name something your lover does that you find adorable.
nothing shes hideous in everything she does

2. What do you fight about most?
stupid shit, mostly about art we owe each other and the catastrophic epidemic of our dwindling sex life

3. If you could live anywhere with that special someone where would it be and why?
The slums/some ghetto shit hole so that we could be gangster and eat mushrooms together

4. How long have you been with them?
i knew her like 3 years ago and used to make fun of her (AHAAHHAHAHAHAAHAHAH)...but i started talking to her again like a few months ago HARHARHAR

5. Name what you love about them most. (look wise!)
the mole on her face

6. Name something you hate most about them.
can it be more than one thing ~_~
she sews up her hand and shows me
she picks her scabs and shit
she never takes pictures of her poop for me
she poops way too fucking much god damn woman how many times can one person poop per day
she doesnt like anyone
her hair is always different so idk how to draw it
she has a weird laugh
she does not care about our horrible love life
she needs to style her eyebrows more like shanelle

7. What their name?
DANI HER NAME.

8. Are you legal?
ya

9. Whats their favorite color?
IDK why does that even matter gosh

10. Do you have something of theirs near you at all times?
HER FECES which she has fossilized and put on a golden chain for me to wear so i can think of her forever

11. How much time do you spend away from them?
when i'm not on the computer BUT SHE IS ALWAYS IN MY wet DREAMS

12. How often do you fight?
a lot about stupid stuff eheheeheh

13. How many times do you both use the term "I love you" In a single day?
never LOL because we arent actually e-dating and we're not dykes

14. Is there anything you wouldn't do for this person?
i will not take a picture of my crap for her again

15. Will they fill out this questionnaire as well?
yop she did